Bears can open car doors and we're all probably f**ked

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In fairness, he called shotgun.

In a cautionary tale about locking your goddamn doors when you drive through a nature preserve full of things that can kill you, one startling YouTube video has revealed that bears—or at least the cultured ones in Yellowstone National Park—can open car doors with abundant ease.

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Smart bear! Knows that inside this seemingly-impenetrable-but-actually-quite-easy-to-infiltrate vehicle there are delicious, screaming children and equally tasty, clueless parents. Maybe it'll move a bit quicker next time.

So yeah, bears are officially as smart as fictional dinosaurs. Be afraid.

H/T Death & Taxes
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