Pop quiz: How cute are baby rhinos? Answer: about ten times cuter than you thought.
The proof lies in the absolutely essential Reddit forum r/babyrhinogifs, where the most adorable exploits of these nubby, curious, armor-plated wonders are preserved for the greater good of humankind. Seriously, just try to have a bad day after gazing upon some of the greatest hits.
This li’l guy has a sheep friend:
This one can't quite make it out of the pool:
Here’s how they play with exercise balls—by spearing them to death.
Getting this one on the scale is no easy task:
Sometimes they just wanna be left alone…
…Unless you're Stephen Fry.
Or a branch.
I’m almost positive that in some alternate universe, I work at a rhino preserve and am all the more fulfilled for it. Really must remember to check any relevant Craigslist job postings.