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sperm 4 ways to solve the U.K.'s sperm donor crisis
It could get sticky.
baby eyes Dude blows baby's mind by detailing the concept of life
Those eyes couldn't get any wider.
hipster Barbie in a hammock The Pacific Northwest is now being mocked by a Barbie doll
She's got a knit beanie and French press, obvs.
Nature fart fire Man makes fire from frozen lake by cracking the ice
But don’t try this at home.
NFL commissioner royally burned on Twitter after Tom Brady's suspension is lifted
Dude may not want to read the Internet anytime soon.