An animal shelter is broadcasting eight solid hours of holiday fun with cats that need adopting.
"I used my own version; adapted for 2 hands and a foot."
Sparks doesn't care if his electric bill runs $900 for the month of December.
It's not smarm. It's not snark, either.
It's always a good time to blow bubbles in Canada.
"I always buy stuff on eBay and this had never happened before.”