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burglar alarm Likely burglar falls through store ceiling, flees empty-handed
That's one way to make an entrance.
the martian GoFundMe page wants to rescue Matt Damon from Mars
Unfortunately for Damon, no money has yet been collected.
justin bieber The 11 best (and worst) edited Justin Bieber nudes
The Biebs in all his glory.
dog ice cream Dog buys a treat from ice cream truck for his owner
The height of convenience.
Mike Portnoy Hello Kitty Metal legend Mike Portnoy rocks out on Hello Kitty drum kit
His covers of Rush were particularly good.
netflix and chill condoms Finally, you can order some Netflix and Chill condoms
Why not Netflix and Pill?