Sparks doesn't care if his electric bill runs $900 for the month of December.
It's not smarm. It's not snark, either.
It's always a good time to blow bubbles in Canada.
"I always buy stuff on eBay and this had never happened before.”
It's a perfect storm of sexy and hilarious.
The Bic letter, the NASA letter, the Cadbury letter—the Internet should know better than to trust Jamie Jones.