Texas football player retweets tweet about transferring—while losing at halftime
When you're losing horribly at halftime, maybe don't tweet at all?
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Dolphin retrieves Miami Heat dancer's cellphone after she drops it in the ocean
If only she had been a Miami Dolphins dancer.
Little girl has total meltdown when mom tells her Adam Levine is married
When Maroon 5 leaves you marooned.
Does Drake get all his song ideas from Nintendo 64?
'Hotline Bling' + 'Mario Kart' = perfection.
Texas bros with arrest warrants butt-dial 911, are arrested
"Butt-dialing 911 is a hazardous nuisance."