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These earbuds are designed exclusively for watching porn

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If you rounded up a bunch of dudes and ladies and asked them what they think about when they’re watching porn, probably the last answer you’ll get is “the crisp sound quality.” Apparently, however, there’s a sizable contingent of porn fans who care just as much about aural pleasure as they do about—wait for it—oral pleasure, and one company has designed earbuds just for them.

The Taiwan-based company Winzz is releasing the world’s first earbuds designed exclusively for pornography use. The earbuds, called “Ladobi,” will enhance acoustics and performers’ voices, providing viewers with a “more intense sensation” while watching porn.

How does it do this? According to the Ladobi website (which, with its tagline “So close, so real, so 4D experience,” reads like it was written by a smuttier Doge) the six-channel headphones feature “360 degree surround sound” and a frequency range of 15 HZ-22 KHZ, so you feel like you’re in the same room as the performers you’re watching.

The earbuds focus more on voice than sounds, so female performers’ voices sound “more pleasing and less sharp” and male voices sound “fuller and rounder.” This lets you hear every grunt and moan and squeal and air expulsion and ambiguous squishing sound in crystal-clear detail.

The earbuds cost about $39.99 per pair, which is actually pretty reasonable. Still, it’s tough to justify purchasing a whole new set of headphones specifically for your own personal rub-and-tug time, when you can probably just tweak the EQ on your computer to achieve a similar effect. That being said, most porn tube sites don’t have any closed captioning, so if you’re hard of hearing and you want to catch every word of the witty, Aaron Sorkin-esque repartee on your favorite porn video, you might want to pick up one of these bad boys.

H/T Focus Taiwan | Photo via Lovepalz/Ladobi