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I watched ‘Jaws’ for the first time, and I’ll never go to a beach again

Also, why is Richard Dreyfuss dressed like a Brooklyn hipster?

On Aug 5, 2016 by Allison Keves

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I watched ‘The NeverEnding Story’ for the first time, and now I want to ride my dog

This might have ruined my childhood… if I had a childhood.

On Jul 20, 2016 by Allison Keves

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I watched ‘Ghostbusters’ for the first time, and it turns out I am afraid of ghosts

'Total Protonic Reversal' is totally the name of my new punk band.

On Jul 7, 2016 by Allison Keves

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What if I told you I just watched ‘The Matrix’ for the first time?

I took the blue pill and never looked back.

On Jun 22, 2016 by Allison Keves

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I watched ‘Alien’ for the first time, and now I’m scared of space

I've got a case of Sigourney Fever.

On Jun 15, 2016 by Allison Keves

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I watched the original ‘Star Trek’ for the first time—and it holds up

Beam this newb up!

On Jun 9, 2016 by Allison Keves

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Here’s what happened when I watched ‘Blade Runner’ for the first time

There is not enough Wesley Snipes in this movie.

On Jun 1, 2016 by Allison Keves

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I watched ‘Gremlins’ for the first time ever, and it was weird

There are three rules for owning a Furby.

On Jun 1, 2016 by Allison Keves

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The Geek Awakens: Our new show about a grown-ass woman who’s never seen ‘Star Wars’

Help this Padawan become a Jedi master.

On Jun 1, 2016 by Allison Keves