"Mommy, I want to have sex with Ryan Gosling."
Is it too late to put those exploded ovaries back together?
Well, thank goodness for the Internet.
The Gosling-ing of the Internet continues.
"Before Vine, none of us had met," Paul Zenisek wrote on the campaign page. "Vine has been a life-changer."
For every color commentator or popular public figure, there’s often an even more colorful parody account. It's time you get to know them.