This is why you don't take lawn furniture into the shower.
It's a sonic boom.
“Girl I’m no weatherman but you can expect a few inches tonight.”
A porn connoisseur just made a Digg Reader for online smut.
A scavenger hunt of Reddit-sized proportions is underway around the U.S.
Generally-speaking, it’s a bad idea to yell “I totally just stole something from you!” as you’re sprinting out the door of a store.