As is typical of every issue online, the hardest battle is getting the attention you deserve.
Don't look before you leap.
Quidditching makes about as much sense as any other sport, except for the rule that all players must hold a vestigial, flightless broomstick between their legs at all times.
Do or do not; there is no try.
College students in Newcastle, U.K., have taken to pouring gallons of milk over their heads for laughs, and the Internet is lapping it up.
Load up some Rick Astley on the boombox and get ready to Sweat To The Memes™.