"I'm here so I won't get fined."
It's no slam dunk, but it'll do.
Sorry Derrick Rose, these are the most clutch, pristine 3-pointers in NBA history.
As NBA season tips off, His Airness makes his Twitter debut.
When you have Air Jordan smiling, you know you've done something special.
Come on and slam, and welcome to the 'Space Jam' reading.