Culture? Nope, that's garbage. These are the most important words of 2014.
But what is Anna Kendrick trying to tell us?
Cor Pan and Neeltje Tol were just setting out on vacation.
So you can solve the mystery of the missing flight from the comfort of your own cubicle.
The film no-one wanted or asked for is here: meet The Vanishing Act.
"Can we go back to news school for a second please?"