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McMuffin Man caught smuggling a McMuffin into prison for girlfriend
She just really wanted a good breakfast.
walmart ceiling Guy nabbed for shoplifting makes a crazy escape from a Walmart
That's certainly one way to do it.
condom Hotboxing a condom on your head is exactly as dumb as it sounds
Boredom and weed are a dangerous mix.
Batman Slap Competitive slapping is our new favorite sport
This is how legends are born.
Screengrab from Steven Sotloff Beheading Video Why you watched ISIS kill someone—and why that's OK
ISIS is cutting off prisoners' heads on YouTube. Why can't we look away?
Steak This Brazilian waiter is a steak-cutting ninja
We're drooling on ourselves over here.