Plumca has had to resort to hunger strikes to stand up for Windows 7.
After five months of CrossFit, Duchess set a new personal best of seven.
Mosby filed a $1.2 million suit over low water pressure.
Chester has been wearing his goggles around the office since his boss approved the time off.
Simon's kitty tower is missing most of its screws.
The Murphy Household Food Watch was formed in 2009 after an entire pumpkin pie was dropped on the floor during Thanksgiving and went uneaten for at least 7 minutes.