Sparks doesn't care if his electric bill runs $900 for the month of December.
Plumca has had to resort to hunger strikes to stand up for Windows 7.
After five months of CrossFit, Duchess set a new personal best of seven.
Mosby filed a $1.2 million suit over low water pressure.
Chester has been wearing his goggles around the office since his boss approved the time off.
Simon's kitty tower is missing most of its screws.