Don't be a turkey this Thanksgiving

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Diet. Hit on your sister-in-law. Carve a turkey with an electric chainsaw. For those celebrating the American holiday, these are all moves to avoid.

Thanksgiving is a time for friends and family to come together to share food and reflect on what they are grateful for. But according to Twitter, it’s also a time when people make complete asses of themselves.

Using the hashtag #ThingsNotToDoOnThanksgiving, more than 5,000 people have shared some real and hilarious advice people should heed.

Here are some tweets we thought you should read:

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