Here in New York, my window is developing a coat of ice so grimy I can't even see the sleet outside.

People are already trawling Craigslist for winter storm sex and ruining their fancy clothes in blizzard photo shoots. I don't know which is worse: all these terrible Nemo puns or the entire city of Austin, Texas, reminding me and the rest of Twitter how warm and sunny it is over there.

At least we've got full movies on YouTube.

Photos via Mootown/Flickr, Tumblr. Thanks to Fidel and Jordan. I don't really think you're jerks.

Movie theater screen 13 movies you can watch for free on YouTube right now
With a little ingenuity and a lot of time on your hands, you can find almost anything on YouTube.