Sexually frustrated students at New York University are finding their release on a new Facebook page.
Called NYU Hook Ups, the service is like Craigslist's Casual Encounters section—just with a higher IQ. "Looks are a must. Looking for a hookup—friends with benefits minus the friends part. We're all busy nowadays, so if you're clingy go on to the next one," reads a Dec. 22 post.
"I recently got a tattoo on my side so I don't really wear bras anymore :) ," a female student writes. "I’m looking for a beautiful black man, not too dark and not too light. Kind of like Shemar Moore, but I can compromise and go for a Trey Songz kind of guy. I want rough sex and maybe some cuddling if you're hot and you smell good, but don't expect to sleepover and get breakfast the next morning."
"Many of you cold and lonely teenagers will be returning to the suburbs for a month of sexless slumber in your childhood bedrooms, so there is no better time to lose it than now," the page advertises. "What else are you going to brag to your friends about?"
Administrators verify that the users are students at the New York school and then posts a message with about a dozen stats such as sexual orientation and on- or off-campus housing.
"Be as descriptive as possible!" the page emphasizes. "Our goal is to get you hooked up in less than 24 hours but you must do your part!"
NYU Hook Ups said it provides to keep 100 percent anonymity for the poster. If students see someone they like, they post a message from their personal Facebook account. If interested, the original poster will respond.
Even on holiday break, frisky students are still posting on the site this week. It's attracted 1,600 likes since it launched two weeks ago.
There's a self-described "pretty chill" girl looking for "smart guys," a female Jew whose turn-offs are "drugs, dumbasses, and jerks," and a straight Russian dude who said he looks very Russian, just not "bear riding while drinking vodka from the bottle Russian."
Then there's this: two "AZN" girls just looking for a casual threesome. They're looking for "anyone athletic with cocky attitude and not afraid to man handle us. let's be real, we love being told what to do in the bedroom so please teach us a lesson or 2 ... or 3.…"
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