Why Reddit poop shots and OKCupid don't mix

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This is why you don't make your online dating profile the same as your Reddit handle. Also: A porn king gets shadowbanned, OP delivers, and the Beastie Boys meet Billy Idol.

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Angry woman riding Splash Mountain was born to be a meme
Splash Mountain sucks. It’s, like, six seconds of actual ride. It features the jankiest animatronics in the entire amusement park. The line is always way too long, and there’s a chance you’ll spend the rest of the day soaked in that dirty, recycled log-flume water. It’s a bottom-tier attraction propped up by the same weird nostalgia that convinces people the Haunted Mansion is still a worthy endeavor in 2016. Seriously, fuck Splash Mountain.
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