Would you have sex with Paul Rudd? If you answered no, then you’re weird and gross and we probably wouldn’t have a lot to talk about, because wanting to have sex with Paul Rudd is, like, three fourths of my dinner party conversation. The other fourth is wanting to have sex with Jason Segel, because what can I say, I really, really enjoyed I Love You Man.
If you answered no, and you came across comedian Billy Eichner and Rudd on the street, you’d be out one dollar. That’s the premise of this lightning round of America’s soon-to-be favorite game show, “Would You Have Sex With Paul Rudd?”
The segment, which aired on Eichner’s Fuse TV series Billy on the Street, is pretty straightforward: Rudd and Eichner ambush strangers on the street, asking if they would have sex with Paul Rudd for a dollar. If they say yes (because come on, the guy was in Clueless, why the hell wouldn’t they), they get a dollar. If they say no, they don’t get a dollar, and get verbally abused by a hilariously frenetic Eichner.
What the segment basically proves is that there are two types of people in the world: those who would have sex with Paul Rudd for a dollar, and those who wouldn’t. And if you fall into the latter category, you’re most likely an old-fashioned wench.