What deceased historical figures would you bang if they weren’t currently rotting in the ground? Classic hotties like James Dean, Paul Newman, Mairlyn Monroe, and Audbrey Hepburn all surfaced as predicted. The delightful surprise of #historcialbang, though, were the studs from way, way back—and the younger versions of celebrities we would definitely swipe right for.
The historical hotties:
.@BuzzFeed Ernest Hemingway, all the way #historicalbang pic.twitter.com/XrcMtFXhuO
— MoonChild (@camiejuan1) June 5, 2014
@BuzzFeed 10/10 would #historicalbang young post-military, post-City and the Pillar Gore Vidal pic.twitter.com/xSrezcuCuv
— Joel Pavelski (@joelcifer) June 5, 2014
Stars in their prime:
Note: This is not Sir Patrick Stewart—it’s actor Andy Whitfield.
The terrific trolls:
@BuzzFeed 2450 B.C - Today, bangs are still killing it. #tbt #historicalbang pic.twitter.com/uZBn2KW3nL
— Wesley Bonner (@wesleybonner) June 5, 2014
@BuzzFeed You see the arms on young Cro Magnon! He's like a rugged Gosling! #TBT #historicalbang pic.twitter.com/fAxSELnhvC
— Con Yay (@ConorGentes) June 5, 2014
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