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The Taylor Swift and Calvin Harris saga just took an unexpected twist

A tale of star-crossed lovers.

 

Miles Klee

Internet Culture

Posted on Oct 12, 2015   Updated on May 27, 2021, 7:54 pm CDT

By all indications, Radar Online today misreported a story about Taylor Swift and Calvin Harris breaking up over an illicit “happy ending” massage. Sure was a good headline, though! Exclamation points!

Swift’s publicist and Harris himself were quick to deny the allegations—and Swift herself fav’d Harris’ snarky denial, presumably endorsing it.

https://twitter.com/CalvinHarris/status/653667241251069952

The best part? Pharma CEO Martin Shkreli, the dreamy dude who raised the price of a live-saving drug by 5,000 percent and thereby became the most-hated man on the Internet, saw an opportunity for true love.  

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Granted, Shkreli hasn’t had the best luck in the dating world lately—though maybe, if Taylor and Harris do split, he’ll be the cure for her bad blood.

Illustration by Max Fleishman

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*First Published: Oct 12, 2015, 8:07 pm CDT