Fancypants researchers cracked possibly the greatest mystery of all time: how to make the front page of Reddit.
According to The Verge, Stanford University researchers Himabindu Lakkaraju, Julian McAuley, and Jure Leskovec recently analyzed over 16,700 Reddit picture submissions over a period of several months. Their goal was to determine what made frontpage Reddit content so popular on the site.
After all was said and done, the team revealed its exhaustive scientific findings:
"It depends," the researchers said.
OK, so while the most obvious answers may not be what we were looking for, the research team's results were not totally in vain. Rather, they did denote certain commonalities among content posted to Reddit:
- High-scoring content is generally posted at 8AM or noon UTC. Content posted at 4AM UTC tends to score the lowest.
- Content becomes less popular the more times it is submitted. Did you hear that, chronic reposters? Even Stanford proves that you're horrible.
- Content tends to score higher in such subreddits as r/gifs, r/pics, and r/gaming when its titles are similar—but not identical—to the titles of other submissions.
- High-scoring phrases include "God bless whoever makes these" and "'MURICA!" Low-scoring phrases included "No title needed."
Some redditors discussed the results, and offered their own findings, in a post about the study on r/inthenews.
"There's no math, it's just cats," real_is_better said.
"The abstract notes a strong correlation between tits and upvotes," Augustus_Trollus_III said.
Soon, maybe Harvard University will conclude what, exactly, is in that goddamn locked safe.
H/T The Verge | Photo by Rhoda Baer (remix by Jason Reed)