Posted on Oct 16, 2015 Updated on May 27, 2021, 7:17 pm CDT
Can any Halloween tradition compare to laying some newspaper on the kitchen table, scooping the guts out of a pumpkin, and carving a sinister jack-o’-lantern grin to delight the scores of pint-sized trick-or-treaters?
Uh, yeah. This is America, buddy—so you may as well use a gun.
We’re guessing this guy gives out ammo at his house.
Miles Klee is a novelist and web culture reporter. The former editor of the Daily Dot’s Unclick section, Klee’s essays, satire, and fiction have appeared in Lapham’s Quarterly, Vanity Fair, 3:AM, Salon, the Awl, the New York Observer, the Millions, and the Village Voice. He's the author of two odd books of fiction, 'Ivyland' and 'True False.'