Presidents’ Day isn’t all obnoxious car dealership commercials—it’s also about remembering this nation’s founding fathers. How better to do that than by creating image macros falsely attributing anachronistic, irreverent, and just plain ridiculous quotations to them? Hipinion, a message board fond of this tradition, has really outdone itself lately:

Check out some more great entries in the thread, then spend a moment contemplating how lucky you are to live in a country where the most deified leaders throughout history can be turned into a silly Internet meme without anyone getting too bent out of shape. USA! USA!

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