Remember that party where that drunk dude tried to chop a sausage in half with a sword while it was sticking out of his bro’s mouth? Of course not—you stopped hanging out with people that stupid in high school. Good job.
Alas, a fateful game of Medieval William Tell did unfold the other night, with one man’s nose effectively hacked off as a result. This is going to be a fun bunch of reconstructive surgeries (and a lifetime of sad explanations).
Want to barf all day? You’ve been warned: Here’s this guy’s new face.
H/T Gawker | Photo via Søren Niedziella/Flickr (CC BY 2.0)