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These 13 kids deserve all your leftover Halloween candy

The only problem will be topping these costumes next year.

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Miles Klee

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Posted on Nov 2, 2015   Updated on May 27, 2021, 5:24 pm CDT

Another Halloween come and gone—and what did you do with it? Throw together a half-assed costume, get sloppy on hard cider at your friend Rob’s place, and strike out with the cutie dressed as Pizza Rat? Pathetic.

Luckily, the kids brought their A-game. Check out some of Halloween’s true winners and maybe you’ll be inspired to try a bit harder next time.

1) Tom Brady

2) Charlie Brown

3) Trojan condom

https://twitter.com/Matty_Barowitz/status/656201448242286592

4) Rocket

https://twitter.com/TheLadBible/status/661098715441139712

5) Han Solo/Millennium Falcon

6) Pablo Escobar

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7) Viola Davis

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8) Iris Apfel

https://www.instagram.com/p/9gcqEOFPd1/

9) Ballet Hulk

https://twitter.com/saladinahmed/status/660809141204701184

10) President/Vice President

https://twitter.com/9GAGTweets/status/661095571114037248

11) Eazy-E

https://twitter.com/iiBreakNecks/status/659896460750618624

12) Red

https://twitter.com/Queen/status/659077994842079232

13) Cruella de Vil/Dalmatian

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Man, these costumes were scary good.

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*First Published: Nov 2, 2015, 1:27 pm CST

Miles Klee

Miles Klee is a novelist and web culture reporter. The former editor of the Daily Dot’s Unclick section, Klee’s essays, satire, and fiction have appeared in Lapham’s Quarterly, Vanity Fair, 3:AM, Salon, the Awl, the New York Observer, the Millions,  and the Village Voice. He's the author of two odd books of fiction, 'Ivyland' and 'True False.'

Miles Klee