What do you get when you combine a Russian dashboard camera and a showoff farm animal? This video of a goat impressing some motorists with a private circus routine.

As they slow down on a dirt road to get a better look, you’ll notice that the little guy walks with back legs held high above the ground, waggling his furry butt the whole time.

“Some sort of goat hooker, flashing his goods around?” the video description inquires. I don’t know, but man—we ought to ship him over here post-haste to star in a reality show. I’ve already picked out a title: America’s Goat Talent.

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