If you’re unfamiliar with the fashion retailer ShopJeen.com, get thee to thine Instagram account post-haste.
ShopJeen is like if Claire’s Accessories were owned by a Japanese teenager and a part-time exotic dancer from the Valley. It has everything: knee-high pizza socks, Ryan Gosling booty shorts, and furry hoop earrings that look like the skinned corpse of Karl Lagerfeld’s cat.
But perhaps the greatest item in ShopJeen’s inventory is the OhMiBod vibrator, which the company recently posted on its Instagram account.
ShopJeen/Instagram
The girly, delicate “Love Discovery Mini Vibrator” looks like your standard $68 sex toy, except that it’s being marketed as the clitoral stimulator of choice of Disney Princesses Ariel and Jasmine, with the caption “Yas gurl all princesses do it.” Nothing says “you should buy this sex toy!” like an endorsement from a mermaid.
Never change, ShopJeen. Never change. Well, maybe change your legal representation, because the second the notoriously litigious Walt Disney Company catches wind of this product, it’s going to come after you guys hard.
Update: The image has since been removed from Instagram.
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H/T Cosmopolitan | Photo via jenniepark mydisneyadventures/Flickr (CC BY 2.0)
