Angus, a cat from Tybee Island, GA, was hit with just over three years bad luck after opening an umbrella indoors this morning. The cat claims it was an accident, but the Office of Luck and Circumstance has refused to hear his appeal.

According to reports, Angus is scrambling to counteract the bad luck before it goes into effect next month.

"He’s already bought a lot of 100 horseshoes on eBay," said Deepak Kapoor, “and he’s been out in the backyard for the past hour looking for a four-leaf clover."

Via Raquel Cristina.