On Friday, Chicago area cat Fidel had what he thought was a brilliant idea: assemble all his closest friends at his apartment on Sunday for a pre-Super Bowl dinner party. He was wrong.
"I had an okay time, the chicken was a little dry, but you could tell Fidel was bored to tears," said Janet Melvin, a friend and party guest.
Most of the evening, the cat just sat in his chair, staring off into space and trying to keep awake. The conversation was reportedly quite bad.
"The only thing more boring than that party, in Fidel’s estimation," said Joshua Bixley, another guest, "was the game that followed. What a snooze."