Dr. Tobias Fünke just wants Hollywood directors to put him anywhere they can fit him.

Yesterday, the good doctor launched InsertMeAnywhere.biz, a site replete with green screen clips featuring the world's first licensed analrapist acting out a series of stock characters, including a cowpoke, a doctor, an action hero, and—our personal favorite—a motorcycle ruffian.

"Welcome to Dr. Tobias Fünke’s Internet Video Audition Reel!"  writes the author of the bestselling book The Man Inside Me. "I hope you enjoy the deep range of thespian urges that come out in each of my characters."

"'Blue Man Group Understudy' was just the tip of my talent. Feel free to insert me into any available openings—my bits are sure to startle you!"

The site seems to have worked, too. Earlier today, famed director Ron Howard—he's also executive producer on Arrested Developmenttweeted the following video to his more than 600,000 fans.

"Anybody seen this guy?" Howard wrote. "Inspiring stuff."

Looking to make your own videos starring the nevernude? You're in luck. InsertMeAnywhere.biz features a handy step-by-step guide. Be advised, however, that should your video go on to make buttloads of money, Dr. Tobias Fünke expects you to "dish out [his] share off the backend."

On an unrelated note, Arrested Development returns on May 26.

Photo via Insert Me Anywhere