Here’s proof porn films can be summarized in 6 seconds

This article contains sexually explicit material.

If there’s one thing that’s come to define entertainment on the Internet, it’s luxury of choice. If you’re not spending hours parsing through Netflix’s latest selection then you’re most likely clicking through countless pages of videos on PornHub to find the picture that suits your pleasure.

But with countless adult entertainment options only a click away, how do you go about choosing the film that’s right for you? 

In hopes of simplifying your choice, the Daily Dot took to the floor of Las Vegas’s Adult Entertainment Expo and spoke with some of the industry’s top performers. We asked for a brief, six-second plot synopsis of one of their films to make your decision that much easier. If James Deen’s “lemon-stealing whore” picture doesn’t tantalize you loins, then certainly Joanna Angel’s turn as “vampire cheerleader” might. 

Joanna Angel

https://vine.co/v/OTr3UKxPEdl

Jesse Jane

https://vine.co/v/OTrVFOgEgIn

Chanel Preston

https://vine.co/v/OTvYnzWKQIx

James Deen

https://vine.co/v/OTvU02LqPDw

Tommy Pistol

https://vine.co/v/OTr9wiYX7YM

Bonnie Rotten

https://vine.co/v/OTrTjx7drMT

Shy Love

https://vine.co/v/OTrIXWd2v3Q

Asa Akira

https://vine.co/v/OTrjg3QM5xw

Mia Isabella

https://vine.co/v/OTrpTdZwYIa

Lexington Steele

https://vine.co/v/OTrwXnEEtAU

Romi Rain

https://vine.co/v/OTrHaEAMI5p

Lucy Tyler

https://vine.co/v/OTrip3U2KDD

Nikki Phoenix

https://vine.co/v/OTrWBxJPH9P

Sheridan Love

https://vine.co/v/OTvlYjBZBOh

Photo via Greg Seals