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Montreal porn actress wants to have sex with 23 men for her 23rd birthday

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Most people celebrate their birthday by going out to dinner, or seeing a movie, or curling up into a ball and quietly weeping over another year gone by, bringing you one step closer to a cold and solitary death. 

Heidi Van Horny is celebrating her birthday by having an orgy and streaming it on the Internet.

To celebrate her 23rd year on this planet, the porn actor is looking for 23 strapping, STI-free gentlemen to participate in an orgy at a Montreal swingers’ club, according to a Facebook post from the Montreal-based production outfit AD4 Distribution. 

“We’re looking for 23 guys to help Heidi Van Horny’s wish come true!” the Facebook event for Van Horny’s birthday party says in French. “Are you up for helping her fulfill her fantasy?”

Although 984 people have RSVP’ed to the Facebook event so far (the party will be held at a Montreal swingers’ club Feb. 20), the Toronto Sun reports that Heidi has received 500 applications from prospective sexual partners thus far. The men are allowed to wear masks to protect their identities.

While AD4 Distribution initially said they would “accept anyone at the door,” Van Horny is currently screening the applicants to ensure they don’t have any STIs. “Yes, I want to do it, [but] I still want to impose my conditions,” Van Horny, who has only been in the adult industry for a month, told the Toronto Sun.

This is far from the first time an adult performer has invited civilians, or those outside the industry, to participate in a filmed sex romp, and Van Horny’s 23 partners are a far cry from the 919 fellow performers Lisa Sparxxx (NSFW) took on when she broke the World’s Largest Gang Bang record in 2010 (doesn’t hearing that number alone make you want to lie down on your couch and take a nap?).

Nonetheless, we wish Van Horny and her 23 French Canadian sex partners the best of luck. We also encourage her to probably think of another porn alias, because Heidi Van Horny sounds like the name of a Swiss villain in a Hanna-Barbera cartoon. 

H/T Toronto Sun | Photo via AD4 Distribution Canada Inc/Facebook