Naked Donald Trump statue

Screenshot via INDECLINE/YouTube

There's nothing quite like owning a piece of history, even if it lacks testicles.

In just 67 short days, the 2016 election will be over. And in the event that Donald Trump loses to Hillary Clinton—hey, anything could happen—how are you going to maintain the current 24/7 Trump saturation that is currently the inescapable existence of every man, woman, and child in America? 

By purchasing your own naked Trump statue, that's how. 

Julien's Auctions in Los Angeles announced Wednesday that it will put up for auction a naked Trump statue on Oct. 22. 

Created by the artist collective INDECLINE and formally titled “The Emperor Has No Balls,” the statues were placed in public areas of cities around the U.S. last month. Most of the statues were confiscated by city authorities or destroyed. The auction house says it is selling the only remaining version of the statue. 

Owning this majestic piece of history won't come cheap, however. According to Reuters, Julien's expects to fetch between $10,000 and $20,000 for recreation of the Republican presidential nominee. Then again, who knows how much this thing will be worth in, say, four to eight years.
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