The finest, filthiest porn that Tumblr has to offer

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You wouldn't know it by Tumblr's attempts to clean up its image, but the innovative blogging site is one of the best places to find porn. Artful images, amateurs, and an impressive curation of smut abound. You just have to know where to look.

Back in 2013, Tumblr shifted its internal search engine to block certain terms from showing up—just as it was acquired by Yahoo. Fortunately, former employees from a rival search engine (and a porn producer) set up a way to bypass those restrictions. We scoured Boodi, the search engine built for smut, and picked the best that Tumblr has to offer.

Wonderland

"I like tattoos, music & sex," boasts Wonderland, the much-vaunted Tumblr account known for its black-and-white images of—you guessed it—mostly sex and elegant tattoos, like the photo above. Images are laid out like dark room negatives cascading from clothespins. Occasionally, juxtaposed between the GIFs of curvy legs and coitus are shots of planets, galaxies, and artwork. Porn really is its own natural beauty and looks right at home with the less-than-sexual wonders of the universe. —April Siese

XXXCosplayPics

Rule 34 of the internet states if you can think of it, there is porn made of it. This is especially true of pop culture icons. One of the most regularly updated porn tumblrs, XXXCosplayPics is your one-stop shop for seeing your favorite characters in various states of undress. Thanks to the explosion in cosplay over the years, chances are if you’ve ever imagined a character naked they’ll pop up here. That is if they’re female; XXXCosplayPics is basically just female characters or sexy half-nude genderswapped versions of male characters. Sadly there isn’t a male cosplay porn Tumblr yet available. We will update you if we find one so you can easily hunt down a sexy Deadpool. It's a curated collection. The photo below, for example, was originally posted by Comic Con Culture.—John-Michael Bond

Taste This Kitty

Embrace your thirst with Taste This Kitty's delectable buffet of boning, bondage, and more. Drool-worthy photos of hotties in various stages of undress abound, as do GIFs meant to tease and titillate. The main course, of course, is oral: There are loads of images that depict partners getting down, sometimes with the help of a friend or two. The more the merrier, right? —A.S.

The Gifer or Gay Porn Gif Palace

GIFs are the perfect bite-sized porn format for people who want to get off but don’t have time to watch a video. You can quickly scan a series of images to find the one that inspires you to get your fingers moving without any hassle. The Gifer offers up thousands of high-quality hardcore porn GIFs. Nothing more, nothing less. Up until December of 2016, the site updated regularly, but with years of backlog, it will take you a long time to um… work through the entire archive. Gifer is 100-percent focused on straight porn, so if you’re looking for gay porn GIFs, check out the equally impressive Gay Porn Gif Palace. —J.M.B.

Indifferent cats in amateur porn

Much like best porn subreddit contender r/braww, Indifferent cats in amateur porn shifts the focus to a different kind of pussy. Amateur porn is great for a whole lot of reasons, from humanizing a precariously artificial medium to celebrating body types not normally seen in professional adult films. And sometimes you just want a cute feline to lighten the mood even if they are totally disinterested in what's about to unfold. —A.S.

Talk To Me

The BuzzFeed of dirty talk, Talk To Me features articles and lists designed to educate while they titillate. Whether you’re learning sex positions, getting pointers on sexting, or picking up a new piece of sexual history, Talk To Me wants to make smarter while you’re horny. Everyone can learn a new trick in the bedroom. Add this to your feed, if only for your partner’s sake. —J.M.B.

Addicted to Fucking and Sex

If you're unabashed about your love of making love, there's a Tumblr awaiting you. Slip off those clothes and saunter on over to Addicted to Fucking and Sex, a frequently updated page that doesn't hold back. Addicted to Fucking and Sex is a one-stop digital porn shop, boasting an impressive archive and a button for longer videos. It's also open to submissions and archives what it receives, so users hoping to get a feel of their fellow Tumblr fans can easily navigate to the goods, pick up some inspiration along the way, and maybe even find their new favorite porn Tumblr. —A.S.

How To Make Me Come

While no longer updated, How To Make Me Come is one of the hottest tumblrs to ever grace the blogging service. Anonymous women wrote essays using the following prompt: Imagine you could give an essay to a past or future sexual partner, free of judgement or repercussion. What would you want them to know? The results are deeply sensual, educational, and erotic as hell. You won’t find naked photos here, but you’ll be stunned by the ones it inspires in your brain. —J.M.B.

Romantic Pornography

Billed essentially as "porn4ladies," Romantic Pornography takes a more sensual look at smut. The Tumblr isn't strictly for ladies, however. We can all agree that sometimes you need more than hardcore. Images of lovers enjoying each other after the fact can be just as arousing as foreplay. Adding a bit of artistry to the mix is the occasional line drawing of a vulva or shot of sex toys atop crumpled sheets, an image as nuanced as it is enticing. —A.S.

Lady Cheeky

The woman, the myth, the legend. Lady Cheeky has far exceeded the platform of Tumblr, though her blog is still hosted on there. It's curated porn at its finest and even includes sex toy reviews as well as a NSFW coloring book that's delightfully naughty and just $16.45. With dedicated sections for BBW lovers and sapiosexuals, Lady Cheeky is a great resource for high-brow hotties and body positivity. —A.S.

Bijou

Step back in time and enter the Bijou Theater & Sex Club before it permanently shuttered its doors after almost half a century in operation. Chicago's revered gay adult theater may be gone but it's certainly not forgotten. Bijou has done an incredible job of preserving its archives and presenting its delightful vintage porn online. In between flyers from shows gone by are posts with old school gay porn superstars, naughty artwork, and whatever else strikes founder Steven Toushin's fancy. —A.S.

The Art of Porn

Beautiful things happen when you capture a person's most intimate moments. The Art of Porn focuses on the high aesthetics of getting down, straddling the limits of both. It's the type of porn Tumblr that makes you think before you get off and also serves as inspiration for those interested in photography, oils, and body painting. If there's one thing the SFW facade of Tumblr is known for, it's its fandom communities replete with fanart. Unsurprisingly, its NSFW underbelly is hiding incredible fine artwork with a sexy, beautiful aesthetic. —A.S.


Editor's note: This article is regularly updated for relevance. 

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