In proof that I’ll never quite understand fashion, Sarah Louise Bryan has made a dress out of human hair she solicited over the internet. Some of which is pubic hair.Bryan told the Sun she wanted to make the “most disgusting dress,” so she allegedly asked Twitter followers to start sending her hair. Bryan is no stranger to weird fits of fashion—she gained notoriety after making a dress entirely out of Skittles, which mainly seems like it’d attract bees. For some reason, human hair dresses are things people enjoy wearing. There’s this number, and this one worn in a Miss England competition, and this wedding dress. And ultimately, a hair dress isn’t even that bad! You wash the hair, comb it, and it acts like any other fiber. It may seem weird, but people wear other animal hair all the time, so why should this be any different?
We’re more terrified of Bryan’s next dress. Please don’t let sperm glue become a thing.