As we all know, the national uptick in clown-related crimes has also meant a national uptick in clown porn. A 210 percent increase, to be exact. So it would make sense that the porn industry would try to capitalize on that trend by making sure users know exactly where to go to get their clown fixes. Which is why porn.com has bought clownsex.com.
The porn site announced the acquisition on its website, saying that after noticing an uptick in clown searches, it was a no-brainer. “We, here at PORN.COM are never ones to withhold any porn from our fans, no matter how weird or funny their tastes may be. So, as a nice jester, we are happy to announce our latest acquisition of red-hot property, CLOWNSEX.COM,” admins write as we cringe.
For now, clownsex.com features a “coming soon” banner of a few sexy clowns, and a link back to porn.com’s clown sex videos. So are you happy, America? Is more clown porn what you wanted out of all of this? 2016 can’t end soon enough.
