Parents dildo costume

Photo via Brooke Bogin/Twitter (CC-BY)

Do you get it?

Many of us go into Halloween with good intentions ("This will be the year I'll make the wittiest costume ever!"), but we then usually end up hot-gluing grass and Ziplocks to our shirts to look like a bag of weed. 

Not Brooke Bogin's parents, though. Mom and Dad Bogin have this year's best couple costume on lock. 

It's got puns, it's got sex, it's got the trendy flavor of dill—what more could you want out of a costume? 

“This is one of the first years they are ‘empty nesters,’ so they have a lot more time to devote to fun things like this party they went to,” Bogin told BuzzFeed. “I always joke that they have more of a social life than I do!”

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