With more than 72 hours of footage uploaded every minute, it's physically impossible to keep track of the content on YouTube. But in YouTube Guide, the Daily Dot will curate its five favorite finds for each workday.

1) Nice Peter, "Bald Guy."

Streamy Award-winner Peter Shukoff has finally come to the realization that he's losing his hair, so he wrote a song about it. He's looked at other options, but he was afraid of the side effects. Bruce Willis and Capt. Picard are both bald and hot, so he accepts his new role as a bald guy as he gets the last of his hair shaved off.