By all accounts, the past month's breakout hit on Twitter has been the viciously funny Modern Seinfeld, a re-imagining of the classic show as it might have dealt with life in 2013. Now, as a number of spinoff accounts are beginning to flesh out the concept in different directions, we present our attempt to head them off at the pass.

It's Seinfeld Twitters for every niche: the Daily Dot's nine new versions of a show about nothing, about everything.

Sam Warlick is a writer and comedian from Nashville, Tenn. He's bad at swimming and good at cooking.

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