For years Whiskers the cat has been hearing about how she just had to get on the Internet. All her friends told her how great it was and that it would completely change her life. But now that she’s finally on the web, she just doesn’t get it.
“Whiskers has been sitting on the Internet since last night and she just can’t figure out what all the hype is about,” said close friend and fellow luddite Mike Butler. ”I don’t know if she’s doing it right. I’ve never actually surfed the information highway myself.”