In Buzzed, we take a look at three things that trended over the weekend while you were away from your keyboard getting buzzed.

On Twitter
Novelist Bret Easton Ellis tried to use Twitter this weekend to Seamless himself some cocaine. As Gawker notes, he tweeted a possible DM-fail late Saturday night to someone, writing “Come over at do bring coke now.” Do tell us who that was for, please?

On Instagram
Here is an exclusive photo of Flavor Town’s new chef, Chef Drake. What did they talk about? What was Drake making? How did this tweet-up occur? So many unanswered questions.

On YouTube
Kim Kardashian’s trip to Bahrain might have caused riots and incendiary tweets but at least she was making milkshakes for everyone! Millions of Milkshakes released a techno-backed promotional video of her visit, so let’s all watch her wax nostalgic about milkshakes.

Photo via wordonrd/Instagram