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Jimmy Kimmel got parents to tell their kids 'I ate your Halloween candy'
Want to see your child’s true colors? Tell him you ate all of his Halloween candy.
Giant gummy bear is no match for liquid nitrogen and shotgun
Let’s say, for the sake of argument, that someone gave you a five-pound gummy bear for Christmas. Let’s further suppose that you have no plans to gnaw on it for the next month, nor do you have access to a pack of feral children willing to tear it apart in a piranha-like frenzy.

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