Justin Bieber's deposition video is a terrible indie art-thriller
Canadian pugilist and Usher acolyte Justin Bieber was recently deposed because his bodyguard allegedly beat up a photographer. Let’s all revel in his suffering.
In this clip, Justin Bieber interrupts the lawyer who’s asking him questions. “Remember earlier today,” the lawyer begins, “when I asked you—”
Bieber jumps in. “No.” Ha ha. Good one, J.
Later, he says “I object”—a classic thing to say in a deposition, because it is not a courtroom and he is not a lawyer.
This clip is good because it is about Selena Gomez, who seems like a very nice girl. Also the plaintiff’s lawyer says to Bieber’s lawyer, “Be a lawyer, man,” which is a super-professional thing to say. “Be a lawyer, man.”
In this clip, Bieber calls the plaintiff’s lawyer “Katie Couric” and compares the deposition to 60 Minutes. That’s pretty much all you need to know about that.