So Sad Today is the most genuine person on Twitter.
The good side of the Internet shines again.
You better have a trash can handy while you read this, 'cause you'll probably want to puke.
Reading the bio of a Twitter account is apparently a bridge too far for busy journalists.
If you're going to openly discuss why you think women make bad hires, make sure you're not having lunch next to one.
If you've contracted a horrible case of Dysentery or Cholera in the past 24 hours, you can blame it on Kim Kardashian.