But if you want to shorten Robert to "Bob," knock yourself out.
Facebook has laid down the law: Use your legal name on your personal profile or be locked out.
Um... wasn't that what Slingshot was for?
Easier said than done, perhaps?
Here’s how easy it is to fake a disappearance on Facebook.
In the process, the site compared it to images of "dismembered bodies" and "zombie ghouls."