A month ago, I hired a witch on Etsy to cast a sex spell on my marriage.
Wanna pretend your baby is a Mexican food product? Try this baby burrito blanket from Etsy.
Valentine's Day has traditionally been about romance, not sex—which is, let's admit, full of crap.
Products like these should be outlawed regardless.
We'd prefer you to come as you are.
Wear your contraceptive pride on your sleeve—or in your earlobes.